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		<title>Back in Time</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2006/09/08/back-in-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the 5th of this month I have been dealing with lots of server issues with the folks over at Dreamhost. They apparently had some trouble with the server where my WordPress database was located. It seems that during these troubles they managed to totally delete/overwrite/corrupt my database. After waiting for three days for them [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since the 5th of this month I have been dealing with lots of server issues with the folks over at Dreamhost. They apparently had some trouble with the server where my WordPress database was located. It seems that during these troubles they managed to totally delete/overwrite/corrupt my database. After waiting for three days for them to fix the problem or at least use <strong>their</strong> most current backup from that server I decided to just use my most recent backup. Unfortunately my last backup was from February of this year, so I&#8217;m sure there will be lots of posts that are lost. I&#8217;ve been working to repost some of the more popular entries after digging around google&#8217;s cache. So expect some screwiness until I can clean up Dreamhost&#8217;s mess.</p>
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		<title>Travis L. Wilson is a Douche</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/11/23/travis-l-wilson-is-a-douche/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following article appeared in the Denver Post In April of 2001. A 35-pound basset hound was beaten until partially paralyzed and, weeks later, mutilated and set on fire in Torrington, a southeastern Wyoming community of 5,800. The Torrington veterinarian who treated the animal, Dr. Stephen Kerr, called the slaying of the dog named Dexter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following article appeared in the Denver Post In April of 2001.</p>
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A 35-pound basset hound was beaten until partially paralyzed and, weeks later, mutilated and set on fire in Torrington, a southeastern Wyoming community of 5,800.</p>
<p>The Torrington veterinarian who treated the animal, Dr. Stephen Kerr, called the slaying of the dog named Dexter &#8220;the worst case of animal abuse I&#8217;ve ever seen&#8221; in 20 years of practice.</p>
<p>A suspect, Travis L. Wilson, 20, pleaded not guilty to charges of cruelty to animals, interference with a police officer and unlawful possession of marijuana during his arraignment last week, said the Goshen County court clerk&#8217;s office.</p>
<p>Wilson was a fellow student at Eastern Wyoming College with the dog&#8217;s owner, a young woman from out of state.</p>
<p>Goshen County Sheriff Don Murphy said &#8220;other charges&#8221; against Wilson are pending. He declined to discuss the reason for Wilson&#8217;s alleged attack on the dog.</p>
<p>Murphy &#8220;recognized the gravity of the situation&#8221; and quickly transported Dexter&#8217;s legless, partially cremated remains to the Wyoming State Veterinary Laboratory in Laramie shortly after the remains were hurled onto the driveway of his owner, Kerr said.</p>
<p>Lab veterinarian Dr. Todd Cornish said the investigation is still in progress.</p>
<p>&#8220;All four of his legs were cut off &#8211; probably before the dog was burned,&#8221; Cornish said. &#8220;We are still determining the cause of death,&#8221; meaning they don&#8217;t know if the dog was burned alive. He expects to give Murphy a full report on Dexter&#8217;s killing by the end of the week.</p>
<p>Kerr remembers the dog&#8217;s arrival after the first beating Feb. 16. His right side was paralyzed, he was bleeding internally and he had brain injuries from being beaten about the mouth and head, &#8220;but he still managed to wag his tail and kiss care providers,&#8221; Kerr said.</p>
<p>After the dog returned home, authorities said someone took the animal from the female student&#8217;s home and kept it for a while. The burned remains were hurled onto her driveway in mid-March.</p>
<p>Kerr says it appears the person who took Dexter from his owner&#8217;s home kept Dexter alive for a while, based on his stomach contents.</p>
<p>Kerr said it is erative that Torrington residents be aware of the heinous nature of the crime because many people who become mass murderers &#8220;usually have some animal abuse in their early history.&#8221; A spokeswoman for the Denver Dumb Friends League agreed.</p>
<p>The Boston Strangler, Jeffrey Dahmer and Son of Sam were all among the documented cases of convicted killers who abused animals in their youth, spokeswoman Lani Kian said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Regardless of whether they move from animal abuse to abusing humans, it is still unacceptable and atrocious that anyone would harm an animal,&#8221; Kian said.
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<p><strong>This is the follow up article:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>
Travis Wilson, 20, showed no emotion as the sentence was read. After allowing him 45 minutes with his family, the judge ordered Wilson jailed. Two deputies and Sheriff Don Murphy escorted him away.</p>
<p>Wilson also was sentenced to 14 months&#8217; supervised probation and treatment. He could face an additional two to five years for burglary in the the kidnapping of Dexter, his former girlfriend&#8217;s basset hound, prosecutors said.</p>
<p>Dexter was beaten in February, and the dog&#8217;s dismembered, burned remains were tossed onto the property of Dexter&#8217;s owner in mid-March in Torrington. Wilson, a college dropout, had dated Dexter&#8217;s owner briefly.</p>
<p>Circuit Court Judge Randal Arp also stipulated that Wilson avoid any contact with his former girlfriend, Colleen Murphy, and Dan Peterson, who testified against him after watching Wilson beat Dexter for at least 15 minutes.</p>
<p>Wilson also cannot have contact with any animals, according to his sentence.</p>
<p>&#8220;A crime of this nature needs to be addressed&#8221; through evaluation and treatment, Joanne Wolf, a psychotherapist who works with abusers, told the court.</p>
<p>FBI profiles show that animal abusers in childhood and early adulthood often continue the violent behavior, said Wolf, executive director the Aurora Center for Treatment.</p>
<p>&#8220;Minimally, he should be evaluated to know what we are dealing with,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>Wilson&#8217;s mother, Dainette Evans, and stepfather, Jim Evans, testified about Wilson&#8217;s troubled youth, saying he didn&#8217;t follow up on therapeutic treatment and was unwilling to follow orders or regularly take medication for <a href="http://www.depression-helper.com">depression</a> and a bipolar condition.</p>
<p>The Goshen County district attorney&#8217;s office received more than 1,100 letters and 300 phone calls from as far away as Australia and Europe about the case. Officials expected the small courtroom to be filled with animal rights activists and victims&#8217; rights advocates.</p>
<p>But only one animal rights activist, Tracy Rutherford of Boulder, made the trip. She said she was satisfied with the sentence but disappointed that more people hadn&#8217;t made the journey.
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		<title>Stop Clapping!</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/11/20/stop-clapping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 16:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The more movies I go to, the more I notice an disturbing trend &#8212; clapping at the end. You are in a theater, not at a rock concert dumbasses! No one associated with the movie can hear you. There is no need for clapping.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The more movies I go to, the more I notice an disturbing trend &#8212; clapping at the end. You are in a <a href="http://www.stubhub.com/theater-tickets/">theater</a>, not at a rock concert dumbasses! No one associated with the movie can hear you. There is no need for clapping.</p>
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		<title>Goin&#8217; Postal</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/11/16/goin-postal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 20:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what kids? Very soon you will see me on television nationwide! I will be the hot news. I&#8217;ll be on Fox news, MSNBC, CNN, all the popular news outlets. You can say you knew me way back before I became famous. You see I&#8217;m planning on going on a work rampage. I&#8217;ll do away [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what kids? Very soon you will see me on television nationwide! I will be the hot news. I&#8217;ll be on Fox news, MSNBC, CNN, all the popular news outlets. You can say you knew me way back before I became famous.</p>
<p>You see I&#8217;m planning on going on a work rampage. I&#8217;ll do away with all of my co-workers who <strong>really</strong> don&#8217;t deserve to live, in one violent bloody blast&#8230;or actually numerous bloody blasts. I&#8217;ll make the Columbine kids look perfectly sane. I&#8217;ll revolutionize the entire workplace killing industry.</p>
<p>I will be expecting some gifts and cards while in prison. I promise not to forget about all the little people in my life. I will write and keep in contact with all of you. I&#8217;ll share all my prison stories and you can console me after my first raping.</p>
<p>Maybe between TV interviews with people saying how nice I was, and what a good kid I seemed, some nice soul will send me a cake with a file in it to help me escape, or some equally insane woman I meet from a &#8220;Meet an Inmate&#8221; service will help me plan my escape.</p>
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		<title>Humbug!</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/11/11/humbug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems as I get older the Christmas shopping season is pushed forward more and more. It is not even the middle of November, yet everywhere I go is clad with tacky snowmen, candy canes, and all sorts of other garish Christmas decor. Every commercial website I visit has holiday shopping guides, bows, holly, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems as I get older the <a href="http://www.myshopping.com.au">Christmas shopping</a> season is pushed forward more and more. It is not even the middle of November, yet everywhere I go is clad with tacky snowmen, candy canes, and all sorts of other garish Christmas decor. Every commercial website I visit has holiday shopping guides, bows, holly, and snowflakes. It is obscene! I&#8217;ve never been a huge fan of the holiday season, but I can at least tolerate it when it began the day after Thanksgiving. I swear in less than 5 years I&#8217;ll have to stare at stupid ass Christmas paraphernalia in September!</p>
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		<title>Japanese Perverts Love ExplodingBoy</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/10/28/japanese-perverts-love-explodingboy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Early this morning I received an email from someone with some info about the website that had been hotlinking some images, and sporting a very similiar layout to my site. He explained that the site in question was an &#8220;affiliate&#8221; of their site, and that they had no idea it was going on. He informed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Early this morning I received an email from someone with some info about the website that had been hotlinking some images, and sporting a very similiar layout to my site. He explained that the site in question was an &#8220;affiliate&#8221; of their site, and that they had no idea it was going on. He informed me that the site was created by the affiliate to drive traffic to the main site, and that their company rewards their affiliates with incentives for traffic. He apologized and assured me the site would be taken down and the person removed from their affiliate program.</p>
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		<title>Baby, I&#8217;m A Big Star Now</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/10/26/baby-im-a-big-star-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago while browsing through my logs I noticed an odd address listed. Upon futher investigation, it seems that a small Japanese porn site (name withheld for the time being) had been using a very familiar looking website, and had been hotlinking some images off of my server&#8211;Layout images, not Japanese porn images! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few days ago while browsing through my logs I noticed an odd address listed. Upon futher investigation, it seems that a small Japanese porn site (name withheld for the time being) had been using a very familiar looking website, and had been hotlinking some images off of my server&#8211;Layout images, not Japanese porn images! I have done research and have emailed who I believe to be the offender. I’m going to give it a day or two, then possibly contact the webhost. Anyone have advice on further measures? If I don&#8217;t hear back soon I suppose I could change the image names to something else, but really what image could I use to embarass a website with tentacle porn?</p>
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		<title>Why I Never Use the Self-Checkout Isle</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/10/21/why-i-never-use-the-self-checkout-isle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your &#8220;sales associates&#8221; ignores me, cannot tell me the location of a product, or tell me the price of any product in the store, the very least they can do is drag my bag of circus peanuts across a checkout scanner and take my money.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If your &#8220;sales associates&#8221; ignores me, cannot tell me the location of a product, or tell me the price of any product in the store, the very least they can do is drag my bag of circus peanuts across a checkout scanner and take my money.</p>
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		<title>Reality Show Rants</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/09/22/reality-show-rants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what I miss The Wonder Years. What an awesome TV show! That was good television. Lil&#8217; Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper, that was just classic. That is how TV should be, an escape from your life that you can still identify with. Now I sit in front of my TV wanting to beat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what I miss <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0094582/">The Wonder Years</a>. What an awesome TV show! That was good television. Lil&#8217; Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper, that was just classic. That is how TV should be, an escape from your life that you can still identify with. Now I sit in front of my TV wanting to beat myself in the head with the remote. Who actually digs this reality show bullshit? Survivor, American Idol, Fear Factor, Joe Millionaire, The Bachelor&#8230;ugh! Another one was <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0096684/">Quantum Leap</a>, I&#8217;m not sure why I love/loved that show so much, but it was awesome too! Why can I find a million DVDs of shitty sitcoms, dramas, etc, but I can&#8217;t find A Wonder Years DVD?</p>
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		<title>Dear Internet Explorer</title>
		<link>http://www.exploding-boy.com/2005/08/14/dear-internet-explorer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 15:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear IE, We once had something wonderful. You were my browser of choice, the only Microsoft product I used, and I was happy with that. You took care of me and did your job well. Eventually though you became cocky, even lazy. You no longer cared about my needs. You thought I could never find [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear IE,<br />
We once had something wonderful. You were my browser of choice, the only Microsoft product I used, and I was happy with that. You took care of me and did your job well. Eventually though you became cocky, even lazy. You no longer cared about my needs. You thought I could never find another. You thought our relationship would last forever, but oh how you were mistaken.  I have moved on and never looked back.</p>
<p>I found a beautiful browser named Safari a long while back and we have been happy ever since. She takes care of my needs, even some I didn&#8217;t even know I needed. We have had a wonderful relationship since day one.</p>
<p>The reason for me writing this letter is that you, like most every ex, have become more of pain. Something I don&#8217;t ever want to remember or deal with, but you continue to show up in my day to day life. I&#8217;m politely asking you to go away. You and I fight on a near daily basis. I&#8217;ve seen you in my site stats. I have to cater to you, with ugly hacks and more. You, with your backwards thinking friends, always coming around. I&#8217;ve even heard you are changing, getting better soon, and finally addressing some things you should have been doing for years now. I wish you the best of luck with that, but as for me I will continue to love my Safari and continue to hate dealing with you.<br />
Regards,<br />
Christopher Ware</p>
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