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Back in Time

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Since the 5th of this month I have been dealing with lots of server issues with the folks over at Dreamhost. They apparently had some trouble with the server where my WordPress database was located. It seems that during these troubles they managed to totally delete/overwrite/corrupt my database. After waiting for three days for them [...]

Travis L. Wilson is a Douche

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The following article appeared in the Denver Post In April of 2001.

A 35-pound basset hound was beaten until partially paralyzed and, weeks later, mutilated and set on fire in Torrington, a southeastern Wyoming community of 5,800.
The Torrington veterinarian who treated the animal, Dr. Stephen Kerr, called the slaying of the dog named Dexter “the worst [...]

Stop Clapping!

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The more movies I go to, the more I notice an disturbing trend — clapping at the end. You are in a theater, not at a rock concert dumbasses! No one associated with the movie can hear you. There is no need for clapping.

Goin’ Postal

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Guess what kids? Very soon you will see me on television nationwide! I will be the hot news. I’ll be on Fox news, MSNBC, CNN, all the popular news outlets. You can say you knew me way back before I became famous.
You see I’m planning on going on a work rampage. I’ll do away with [...]

Humbug!

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It seems as I get older the Christmas shopping season is pushed forward more and more. It is not even the middle of November, yet everywhere I go is clad with tacky snowmen, candy canes, and all sorts of other garish Christmas decor. Every commercial website I visit has holiday shopping guides, bows, holly, and [...]

Japanese Perverts Love ExplodingBoy

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Early this morning I received an email from someone with some info about the website that had been hotlinking some images, and sporting a very similiar layout to my site. He explained that the site in question was an “affiliate” of their site, and that they had no idea it was going on. He informed [...]

Baby, I’m A Big Star Now

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A few days ago while browsing through my logs I noticed an odd address listed. Upon futher investigation, it seems that a small Japanese porn site (name withheld for the time being) had been using a very familiar looking website, and had been hotlinking some images off of my server–Layout images, not Japanese porn images! [...]

Why I Never Use the Self-Checkout Isle

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If your “sales associates” ignores me, cannot tell me the location of a product, or tell me the price of any product in the store, the very least they can do is drag my bag of circus peanuts across a checkout scanner and take my money.

Reality Show Rants

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You know what I miss The Wonder Years. What an awesome TV show! That was good television. Lil’ Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper, that was just classic. That is how TV should be, an escape from your life that you can still identify with. Now I sit in front of my TV wanting to beat [...]

Dear Internet Explorer

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Dear IE,
We once had something wonderful. You were my browser of choice, the only Microsoft product I used, and I was happy with that. You took care of me and did your job well. Eventually though you became cocky, even lazy. You no longer cared about my needs. You thought I could never find another. [...]

Rolling Stone Rant

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Originally posted on - Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Let me begin by saying I had a subscription to Rolling Stone for almost 10 years. I had every single issue saved (in order) since then. I have just recently canceled my long running subscription to the magazine. The following reason, along with many others should prove [...]

I Hate Wal-Mart

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Why is it that you can go to Wal-Mart and purchase The Godfather Trilogy, Clerks, How High?, The Big Lebowski, and things like the uncut, unrated Jackass episodes but I can’t buy a CD that says shit!? I hate you Wal-Mart!

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