explodingboy

Despite all of the bad things about Myspace, there really are a few good things. Even non-computer savy folks can easily create their own little space on the web, customize it with some garish animated .gifs and begin to contact people from many years gone by. I had noticed a lot of people that I [...]

Not too long ago I received an email asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Sumo Omni beanbag. I at first was somewhat sceptical, because like most people when I think of beanbag chairs I think of large uncomfortable masses covered in duct tape usually seen in dorm rooms or your cheesy Uncle [...]

Isabella Adriana Ware On Monday, June 26th I became a father to a healthy baby girl. At 2:59am Isabella Adriana Ware was born weighing in at 7 pounds and 11 ounces. The whole experience has been the most surreal, scary, and overwhelming of my entire life. I’m really not quite sure how to be any [...]

Bulletproof… I Wish I Was Bulletproof Web Design has become my absolute favorite web design book. I know I’m late in reading this, but it is a great read. Damn You Biggie Smalls! Your oh so infectious grooves overtook me during my commute and attributed to me receiving my second speeding ticket in 4 months. [...]

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life: Assistant Manager at a drug store Arts and Crafts Teacher at an art supply store Model Graphic Artist/Web Designer Four Movies You Could (And Do!) Watch Over And Over: Clerks The Godfather: Part II E.T. Goodfellas Four Cities You’ve Lived In: Leeds, AL Hoover, AL Pleasant Grove, AL [...]

Well well, as this year draws to a close I find myself in some sort of nostalgic funk. I have been thinking about this last year of my life. It has been a very dramatic, painful, stressful, and yet fun, beautiful, and amazing time. The last year has been such an intense rollercoaster of emotions, [...]

Patches Is it odd that nothing makes me smile more than when people tell me that my dog and I have the exact same personality?

I visit Wal-Mart on a near weekly basis, and have yet to find the girl of my dreams–a beautiful, bottle-blonde girl with teeth so rotten they resemble the brown jaggedness of tree bark, and her extremely obese body covered with numerous tattoos, preferably of her favorite Nascar driver. We could marry, and have blonde haired [...]

Guess what kids? Very soon you will see me on television nationwide! I will be the hot news. I’ll be on Fox news, MSNBC, CNN, all the popular news outlets. You can say you knew me way back before I became famous. You see I’m planning on going on a work rampage. I’ll do away [...]

It seems as I get older the Christmas shopping season is pushed forward more and more. It is not even the middle of November, yet everywhere I go is clad with tacky snowmen, candy canes, and all sorts of other garish Christmas decor. Every commercial website I visit has holiday shopping guides, bows, holly, and [...]