Let me begin by saying I had a subscription to Rolling Stone for almost 10 years. I had every single issue saved (in order) since then. I have just recently canceled my long running subscription to the magazine. The following reason, along with many others should prove why. The fools at Rolling Stone have compiled a list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. Rolling Stone, not content with sending me 6 issues a year with that no-talent hack Britney Spears on the cover, decide to validate my cancelation of my subscription with this insane list. VAN MORRISON appears at 19, 10 places before the first Led Zeppelin album is even mentioned. Nirvana’s Nevermind of course is OVERrated at 17. Amercian Recordings at 364?! Disintergration at 326?! And, how did everyone’s favorite Swedish supergroup ABBA slide allll the way down to 180. Good god, this entire list is totally insane. I hope with all of my cold black heart that the Rolling Stone building burns to the ground killing all employees. What has happened to my once beloved Rolling Stone magazine?

(*Editor’s Note – The ABBA reference was sarcasm.)