Nutty
- Posted at: 11:04 am
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Plastic + Testicles = Profit!
While I was driving to work today I got stuck behind a vehicle that sparked a couple of sobering thoughts.
- It saddens me that I live in a world where a man that thought of the idea to mold colored plastic into the shape of large testicles to hang on the back of vehicles is a millionaire, while I am not.
- It also saddens me that there is such a great demand for this product to make the inventor a millionaire.
Florida doesn’t look too highly on these truck nuts
http://jalopnik.com/382185/truck-nutz-now-fineable-in-florida-one-state-senator-admits-guilt
i will never fully understand the degree of stupidity in things like this. PUTTING BALLS ON YOUR VEHICLE!
Are you sure he’s a millionaire? He might be a billionaire.
I live in Florida and I used to see these things all the time. I haven’t seen one lately.
I agree that they are just stupid. And ya know, I like crude and disgusting jokes. But these car nuts is just dumb to me.
i literally want to gag when i see those things. i wonder if their fathers loved them the way they should have? there should be some national day of car castration or something, to cleanse the roadways.
Living in central Florida, I unfortunately see these constantly. I think they are replacing the Confederate flag as the redneck icon of choice. I guess plastic balls are more “politically correct” these days.
emmm i can totally see someone kicking their truck in the balls, even more so.. some ppl might do some extra stuff depending on their imagination. I think the idea is retarded, but also, retards buy this stuff. retards are always underestimated and ignored. target audience ppl, target audience.
i am a fledgling website maker (not a ‘designer’ fer sure) ! i love yer navigation menus (that’s why i came here). One day i’ll make a web page and be proud and not give you a fake name or email address.
BUT…i had to say i had your two thoughts exactly the first time i saw those things and i’m SO happy others dislike the stoopid testicles as much as i do. thanks for the navigation stuff–it’s gonna help i’m sure!
I’m sure he’s just hangin in there just like the rest of us!
Are you sure those are balls? It kind of looks like a tongue to me (from the perspective of the photo anyway, maybe they are more ’rounded’ than they look in it).