Birds of a Feather…
- Posted at: 10:47 am
- Filed in: Misc
I love looking at all the stats for my site and the most interesting and sometimes disturbing stats are the search strings people used to find this lil ole site. Listed below are some of my favorites.
- bipolar treatment/bipolar people - Google is shockingly smart! How did they know?
- exploding pussies
- exploding brain
- Chuck Norris haircuts
- Bea Arthur nude
- Mike Tyson sex tape
- Bea Arthur slut
- japanese exploding porn
- Bea Arthur’s pussy
- mom and boy sex
- farm sex
- big boy sex
- dental sex
- is Chuck Norris the devil
- the devil was right
So unbeknownst to me (until recently), half of my visitors are complete sickos, perverts, and all around heathens. I’m sure this post will only help skyrocket my site to the top of search engines for these odd subjects and bring more degenerates, as well as Bea Arthur fans. Hooray for the internet!
I totally come here for all of the cool pictures of chuck norris haircuts
LOL. here are some of the ones from my site (according to awstats)
“greek porn, how to steal credit card numbers, flickr porn, porn kristen, porn vlog, how 2 steal somebody credit card number…”
and my favorite one…
“american idiot bush”
Basically google thinks I’m a greek girl named kristen with a website full of porn videos and I steal credit card numbers.
I have the same problem…well, I should say I used to have that problem. I now use this plugin to automatically bounce people back from where they came from if the referring url contains a string of words that I deem disturbing. It also helps to thwart the spammers as well
I used to get up to five or more “sick” referrers a day but I am now down to one or two a week, and when I do get a sick string, I just put it in my refer file and I never see it in my refer stats again. It does help me with my stats in general, since I really don’t want to include such hits in my logs.
Here’s my best: Carrot Top shirtless! And, scarily enough, I do have an entry that applies. Fully 2/3 of my website traffic comes from search engine referrals.