Comments on: Random Chuck Norris Facts

By: Kopfschuss

Kopfschuss — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:22:40 +0000

It took over 7 hours and 3 skill-saws to circumcise Chuck Norris. An umbrella was made from what was cut off.

By: Dominic

Dominic — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:44:21 +0000

ckuck norris doesnt walk … he run’s

By: beipy

beipy — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:43:00 +0000

on chuck norris’s birthday he randomly selects one random child to toss into the sun

By: beipy

beipy — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:41:36 +0000

chuck norris once ate 4 turtles and later sh!t them out….but when he sh!t them out the were 6 feet tall and had super karatepowers……we know now these guys as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

By: beipy

beipy — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:40:15 +0000

Chuck norris is always on top during sex because chuck norris never f**ks up

By: josh

josh — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:38:43 +0000

the true bible ending -chuck norris

while jesus was being nailed to the cross chuck norris jumped over the hills with a pair of u.z.i’s and blew the sh!t out of the romans hte then threw jesus a katana and in slo-mo ran over the hills jesus wit a katana and chuck norris wiht a u.z.i running towards the romans blowing and slicin the sh!t out of them!

By: Hugh

Hugh — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:28:01 +0000

chuck norris is the only man who can punch someone in the back of the face

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:32:03 +0000

Chuck Norris is God’s eleventh commandment.

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:17:30 +0000

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn’t push himself up… he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris recently decided to sell his own urine… he named it Red Bull.

El Nino was really the displaced air from a roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

By: jake

jake — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:51:00 +0000

Chuck Norris – He sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and his unmatched martial arts abilities. Moments later Chuck Norris delivered a devestating roundhouse kick to the devils face and retreived his soul. Because the devil appreciates irony the devil did not stay mad and now they play pocker on the third of every month