explodingboy

This…is…disturbing.

How do you ruin one of the best bands ever? Add 50 Cent and mix! A 50 Cent and Queen Mashup Album.

Ugly Christmas Lights is a collection of “garish, ugly, and weird” Christmas lights.

The following article appeared in the Denver Post In April of 2001.

A 35-pound basset hound was beaten until partially paralyzed and, weeks later, mutilated and set on fire in Torrington, a southeastern Wyoming community of 5,800.
The Torrington veterinarian who treated the animal, Dr. Stephen Kerr, called the slaying of the dog named Dexter “the worst [...]

Patches

Is it odd that nothing makes me smile more than when people tell me that my dog and I have the exact same personality?

The more movies I go to, the more I notice an disturbing trend — clapping at the end. You are in a theater, not at a rock concert dumbasses! No one associated with the movie can hear you. There is no need for clapping.

I visit Wal-Mart on a near weekly basis, and have yet to find the girl of my dreams–a beautiful, bottle-blonde girl with teeth so rotten they resemble the brown jaggedness of tree bark, and her extremely obese body covered with numerous tattoos, preferably of her favorite Nascar driver. We could marry, and have blonde haired [...]

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards including the hipsters, the goths, and the just-plain-confused.

Guess what kids? Very soon you will see me on television nationwide! I will be the hot news. I’ll be on Fox news, MSNBC, CNN, all the popular news outlets. You can say you knew me way back before I became famous.
You see I’m planning on going on a work rampage. I’ll do away with [...]

Garrett Murray over at Maniacal Rage has redesigned his site, and now has the best looking site around.

Win a chance to meet the Golden Girls. I love you Bea Arthur, you sexy thing you!

It seems as I get older the Christmas shopping season is pushed forward more and more. It is not even the middle of November, yet everywhere I go is clad with tacky snowmen, candy canes, and all sorts of other garish Christmas decor. Every commercial website I visit has holiday shopping guides, bows, holly, and [...]

Random Chuck Norris Facts — Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

famfamfam offers up an absolutely huge set of over 700 16-by-16 pixel icons in strokably-soft PNG format.

9rules has redesigned with favorites, real-time updates, and lots more.