Shoe Polish Validation
- Posted at: 4:03 pm
- Filed in: Life
Let me first begin by saying that I currently have no children, so my view may change sometime in the future, but if there ever comes a day when my child asks me to cover my car windows in shoe polish with encouraging words to validate his/her minor athletic achievement… I’m afraid I will just have to say “No, that is stupid as hell, now go to your room”.
you know what? It didn’t hit how much trouble I had dealing with kids until I started DJing parties and weddings and stuff. I outright do not know how to talk to children.
Yeah and also, the stickers in the shape of a football, baseball, megaphone, etc. with the child’s name on it? I’ll be damned if I’m putting that on my car.
Amen, I am all for being supportive of your child, but there is no need for all that.
Seriously. And the “My child is an honor student at…” bumper stickers will have no place on my car someday
You all are idiots. Were you guys ever kids? I hope your kids slap you.